I Keep My Dad Jokes in a Dad-a Base

It’s Father’s Day month, and we all know a dad who tells the worst jokes ever (yet they still make us laugh!) But this month, we’re turning to Charlie and Harrison for a list of the best kid’s jokes ever. Get ready to laugh your head off!

 

Charlie

 

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y!

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

I hate VELCRO. It’s a rip off!

If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep until there’s pancakes!

What key is used to open bananas? A Mon-key!

How do you talk like a giant? You use big words!

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together!

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web!

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive. A LAMBorghini!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!

Why can’t a leopard hide? He’s always spotted!

 

Harrison

 

Why did the orange lose the race? He ran out of juice!

Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!

Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero!

What has ears but can’t hear? A cornfield!

How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet!

Dear Math, it’s time to grow up and solve your own problems!

What are a ninja’s favourite type of shoes? Sneakers!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it!

Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball!

What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know….

 

 

Charlie and Harrison
Meet 10 year-old twins, Charlie and Harrison, our new Kid Zone writers!
Each month, they’ll be sharing perspectives on life as a child sees it.